What do rednecks call safe sex?
“Lockin the truck door
If your talking about me behind my back. Then your in the perfect position to kiss my ass!
Me:wanna hear a joke
Guy:sure
Me: pussy
Guy:…
Me:get it?
Guy: no
Me: haha
If you’re going to leave me for someone else, atlases make sure it’s an upgrade
Dear life;
When I asked if me day could get any worse, it is a rhetorical question, not a challenge
No one dies a virgin cause we all get fucked by life at the end
I’m a bitch? Haha alright, that’s cool. But remember you can’t spell “cunt” without U
Maybe girls play so hard to get because guys play so hard to keep
A mouse can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can
Sluts are like roosters only difference is that roosters say “cockadoodledoo” and sluts say “anycockwilldo” haha
